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This was playing during my absurd Thursday, and a gaggle of my mos got me into this. At first I hated it, but Lady Gaga is pretty catchy with Alejandro.
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When you're in a spelling bee and you miss a word, you never forget the word you missed and the proper spelling of it. Ever.
My word in 5th grade was “artichoke.”
6th grade. “aisle.” I didn’t even make it past qualifying, actually. I should have probably been in a slow class.
8th grade…county spelling bee…aurelia. dammit.
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AHHHH! Even better…Kathy Griffin on Wendy speaking about the same thing Joan Rivers talked about two weeks ago at her show in Boston!
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My obsession with black women continues…watch Wendy attempt to connect with Oprah!
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To My GHS People...
How many of you did I horrify by forcing you to listen to Wendy Williams with me post-school every day I drove your lazy asses home? Well, guess what! Her talk show is just as amazing (well, not as trashy…so half as amazing). While I miss being regaled of such stories as the chick who forgot her tampon up there for 6 months during WW’s (she lets me call her WW or w squared…or dub dub) Medical Minute. CHECK THIS CRAZY HO OUT ON BET!!!!!!!
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My Sex Column Quest Update
…***** (“high-ranking” fool from The Heights) and I were drunk at a party this past Thursday. Correction: He/she was drunk, and I was “sober” while using this to my advantage. He/she agreed to letting me debut next week with a column amongst other promises (some of which could have been used for the column!). Upon e-mailing him/her on Friday with my first submission, I got a real c*nt of an answer (I hate using that word, but it’s actually how the Pope would describe such a reply). Not only was my brilliant article torn apart for the following line:
“Welcome to the Boston College sex scene: something more fucked than the girls who go here.”
It was also greeted with the line that publication of such would lead to The Heights losing their lease for their coveted office space in McElroy. So…I may have lost my cool after having my writing insulted/complimented for being so offensive that it would result in eviction, so I pounded out a reply:
“Dear *****,
Take a look around at your offices. They’re in the dungeon of a building that rivals in age to the Pyramids of Giza. I’m doing you a favor by forcing you to find nicer digs. Might I suggest something lovely and quaint in Newton Center? I know a stellar realtor!!
Best Always,
Cameron”
After this, it turned to utter war. Essentially, it ended with both of us slurring things that could easily give us both motive to sue the other for verbal hate crime. If anyone wants to know the exact details, hit me up for the transcript!
This is not over…I will be the reason “dick”, “anus”, “lube”, “condom”, and “vagina” will make it into that paper in the same, succinct, slutty article.
Best Always,
Cameron
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my official study song for the night. the fact that i’m wearing a skinny tie while all this “productivity” takes place officially marks my status as a hipster.
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Conversation of the Night...
- (with my brother's high school best friend)
- Wes: who is that in your profile pic
- Me: that's my roommate Hannah
- Wes: a girl? [no, my roommate is RuPaul...doh]
- Me: yeah, two of my roommates are girls.
- Wes: hitting them? Ménage à trois?
- Me: clearly. i'm actually heading out to buy post-coital cigs once we finish talking. maybe a nice brandy, too!
- Wes: attaboy.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]Music breakThree Words - Cheryl Cole feat. Will.I.Am
Um, it’s surprising me how much I love this song right now. Seriously, it’s been on constant repeat for two days, and I don’t see it stopping for a while.
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Can anyone in Europe please go find this gem?
Therese Van Belle is crowned “Miss Homeless” in Belgium
So I come to find that Belgium holds a “Miss Homeless” pageant, and one lucky winner gets a rent free home for a year.
While some may think that this is outrageous and demeaning for these women, I find it a wonderful idea.
If you actually look through the photos on the website, these girls and women got to do some traveling, learn some choreography, get all dressed up, and honestly just looked like they were having fun.
I think we should bring the pageant to NYC, and I would personally do so, except I’m afraid that there’s a different caliber of homeless women here…
I mean, I honestly can’t picture the woman, whom I’ve affectionately named “the woman who screams while she pees on the bench at madison square park”, getting all that choreography in a timely fashion.
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