August 2011
1 post
Down and Out in Beacon Hill: “This is an important... →
meganjohnson:
“This is an important lesson to remember when you’re having a bad day, a bad month, or a shitty year. Things will change: you won’t feel this way forever. And anyway, sometimes the hardest lessons to learn are the ones your soul needs most. I believe you can’t feel real joy unless you’ve felt…
PREACH!
May 2011
2 posts
Taking care of my body
Expectation:
Reality:
STORY OF MY LIFE
April 2011
17 posts
Morning Music...
Kelly Clarkson: "The trouble with loooooooove is..."
Pat (interrupting): ...it doesn't exist.
The comments are exploding on my article on... →
twentysomethingsanatomy asked: who showed you how to do this?
First time to open this up: ask me questions, you... →
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5 Browns Dad Sentenced for Child Molestation →
March 2011
21 posts
I Won't Accept Jessica Simpson as an X Factor...
…until she starts looking like she did in the “With You” video. You’ve been warned, Chicken of the Sea.
Follow me on twitter, you twatters... →
Today...
…I really felt like do nothing more than just taking part in some faux lesbianism in front of my ex-boyfriend:
Instead, I just discussed faux lesbianism in Jane Austen with twentysomethingsanatomy. Let down? You betcha.
This one time...
…I forgot I had a midterm, so I only studied for an hour and a half…and then I got it back today…and I had an A. So I looked around, and I was like…”Sorry, hatas in the poli sci department. No need for y’all to look so stressed!”:
Um...
…56 days until graduation. I wanna frow. Though, that might be because of the Bubonic Plague that appears to be wiping out my entire room right now…
Why is "The L Word" on Netflix Instant Play but...
The wisest questions asked to date.
Tearing down celebrities to build ourselves up!
C- do you think Britney ever watches the "Lucky" video like I do and just cries cries cries in her lonely heart thinkin...what the fuck happened to my body?
me- not as much as christina still wishes she could fit into that botttle
We're those kind of roommates...
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
24 posts
The Horror!
Me (pinning down Pat and speaking in the Scream voice): WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?!
Pat (without missing a beat and in a downtrodden tone): Love Actually...
We're a moral bunch around here...
Me [entering our room at 2AM]: So while I was at the kitchen table doing work, I heard porn, Bjork, Celine Dion, and I think Lifehouse coming from R's room.
Pat: ICK! Lifehouse?!
CRAP...
…I leave home in three hours for my flight back to my final semester of college. Anyone know some proper music for metaphorically slitting my wrists? Kgreatthanks.
A Philosophical Chat With My Roommate
Me: Can we discuss how What Chilli Wants is so ghetto that they have to STAND in the confessional?
Travis: ...yet it still makes Chilli the most successful member of TLC. TBoz was playing second fiddle to Jesse James on Celebrity Apprentice and Left Eye is...well...dead. #Sad.
Me: Let's not get ahead of ourselves. TBoz was amazing in that lunch scene with Kandi on Real Housewives of Atlanta
Travis: The fact that she even appeared on a show starring Kandi (lead singer of poor man's TLC, XScape) as an uncredited/promoted guest speaks wonders...Damn. Shame.
Erm...
So Kylie just came on Last.Fm and I was quickly reminded of how I will need to be tranquilized for her concert to avoid rushing the stage. April 29, get here NOW!