January 2009
26 posts
My Life Plan...
So this weekend is all about buying sanity things: creatine (for the sanity of my muscles that WILL emerge like Mount Everest on the Nepalese horizon!!!), glutamine (so I don’t pass out from working out), Thai food (because I love Thai and haven’t had anything beyond rabbit food, chicken, and protein shakes all week), and alcohol (because, well, drinks are needed).
NEXT weekend,...
I Just Don't Get It...
So I’m told I’m late. A lot. I’d like to say it was because I’m Southern and things go at a slower pace down in the Confederacy, but let’s get real…I’m even slow-moving for Southern standards. I routinely show up late for church, bar mitzvahs, my mom’s ladies-who-lunch-and-drink soirees that for some reason she wants me to go to, funerals, work,...
What I'm Currently Reading →
Don’t judge me. ok, don’t judge me a lot.
What I'm Currently Listening To... →
Ow ow! Gotta love those hot and spicy 1982 sexual descrimination Supreme Court cases!
Convo of the Night
Meg: I just love my French professor. He just looks so Parisian!
Pat/Me: What do you mean by that?
Meg: Well, he has a pointy nose, and he wears these boots like he's about to go out in the snow...
You may think we’re down, but like the South, vampires and Britney Spears, we...
– Amy Poehler (as Hillary Clinton)
Send Me to Canyon Ranch.
Hello, my name is Cameron, and I have issues—mainly deriving from the sick pleasure I get from things most people probably would not find thrilling…or maybe they would
This Is My New Obsession →
Please please please buy this book. Any book involving a kid taking a pic of her parents having sex for a $5 dare is worth it.
AHHHHH!!!
I have no clue why I am still awake. Oh, wait, yeah I do…I’m a dumbass and don’t pack until a few hours before my flight (i’m hoping) leaves. Wahoo!
Fun Times With Patty
Pat: ill move up there
Pat: use 305 for storage
Me: please. we’re moving rory up there so i can have a single
Me: duh
Pat: fuck that
Me: he and ashley are tight, anyway. everybody wins
Pat: except me
Pat: im still in the status quo
Me: oh, boo hoo
Pat: cutting to emo music the 3 minutes hes out of the room a day
Me: it’s a trickle down victory
Pat: yeah and im the...
And look! I can even update while driving and doing other illegal things! Sent on the Now Network
Gossip: The City 's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to... →
Hi. I'm a blog addict.
Hello, my sexy gazelles. You may be asking yourself, “Self, why is Cam creating another blog? I mean, he already thinks he’s being secretive and anonymously running guyincollege.com, the sexy and hot blog on all things in life!” Well, my dears, I’m firing up nakedpanda because, well, A, who doesn’t wonder about what a naked panda would look like and, B, this is...