January 2009
26 posts
My Life Plan...
So this weekend is all about buying sanity things: creatine (for the sanity of my muscles that WILL emerge like Mount Everest on the Nepalese horizon!!!), glutamine (so I don’t pass out from working out), Thai food (because I love Thai and haven’t had anything beyond rabbit food, chicken, and protein shakes all week), and alcohol (because, well, drinks are needed). NEXT weekend,...
Jan 30th
I Just Don't Get It...
So I’m told I’m late. A lot. I’d like to say it was because I’m Southern and things go at a slower pace down in the Confederacy, but let’s get real…I’m even slow-moving for Southern standards. I routinely show up late for church, bar mitzvahs, my mom’s ladies-who-lunch-and-drink soirees that for some reason she wants me to go to, funerals, work,...
Jan 24th
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What I'm Currently Reading →
Don’t judge me. ok, don’t judge me a lot.
Jan 20th
What I'm Currently Listening To... →
Ow ow! Gotta love those hot and spicy 1982 sexual descrimination Supreme Court cases!
Jan 20th
Convo of the Night
Meg: I just love my French professor. He just looks so Parisian!
Pat/Me: What do you mean by that?
Meg: Well, he has a pointy nose, and he wears these boots like he's about to go out in the snow...
Jan 17th
“You may think we’re down, but like the South, vampires and Britney Spears, we...”
– Amy Poehler (as Hillary Clinton)
Jan 17th
Send Me to Canyon Ranch.
Hello, my name is Cameron, and I have issues—mainly deriving from the sick pleasure I get from things most people probably would not find thrilling…or maybe they would
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
This Is My New Obsession →
Please please please buy this book. Any book involving a kid taking a pic of her parents having sex for a $5 dare is worth it.
Jan 14th
Jan 13th
ListenYes, the music I listen to while unpacking is hot...
Jan 13th
Jan 10th
AHHHHH!!!
I have no clue why I am still awake. Oh, wait, yeah I do…I’m a dumbass and don’t pack until a few hours before my flight (i’m hoping) leaves. Wahoo!
Jan 10th
Jan 9th
Fun Times With Patty
Pat: ill move up there Pat: use 305 for storage Me: please. we’re moving rory up there so i can have a single Me: duh Pat: fuck that Me: he and ashley are tight, anyway. everybody wins Pat: except me Pat: im still in the status quo Me: oh, boo hoo Pat: cutting to emo music the 3 minutes hes out of the room a day Me: it’s a trickle down victory Pat: yeah and im the...
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
ListenSo, while old school, Timbaland is still worth...
Jan 8th
And look! I can even update while driving and doing other illegal things! Sent on the Now Network
Jan 8th
Gossip: The City 's Secretly Trashy Nevan Tried to... →
Jan 8th
Hi. I'm a blog addict.
Hello, my sexy gazelles. You may be asking yourself, “Self, why is Cam creating another blog? I mean, he already thinks he’s being secretive and anonymously running guyincollege.com, the sexy and hot blog on all things in life!” Well, my dears, I’m firing up nakedpanda because, well, A, who doesn’t wonder about what a naked panda would look like and, B, this is...
Jan 8th
Jan 8th