Me [entering our room at 2AM]: So while I was at the kitchen table doing work, I heard porn, Bjork, Celine Dion, and I think Lifehouse coming from R's room.
Pat: ICK! Lifehouse?!
Notes
Welcome to my endangered life. I go places and am always figuring out how to translate those interesting, never-should-be-told moments onto this little gem. You've been warned.